Calling for the fashion police

So there have been a lot of rumours circulating concerning a certain pair of sandals that Adam purchased to avoid a confrontation with a Meridan leather worker. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that he was complaining how ugly they were and I merely agreed with him! There has been so much controversy surrounding the infamous shoes that we thought that a blog post was required to let you all decide for yourselves. Tess

The sandals were purchased because I wanted to support the local craftsmen. No really! And I wanted to wear what all the Mexicans were wearing. Sadly the only people who wear this style of sandal are stupid tourists who have been conned by wily leather merchants. Also the leather stretched so the sandals ended up being approximately four sizes too big. After several weeks of pain (the delightful metal decorative features acted like a cheese grater against my skin) and negative reinforcement about them by Tess and local children... I was persuaded to go for something a little more stylish. Designer labels are the way forward and so I'd like to introduce my new Oakley flip flops. I still can't walk in the damn things but I am assured that I will learn the art. Also I seem to have lost my beard... if anyone finds it please pop it in the post and return it to me asap. Adam

LOST! Not just a beard but a very significant part of my character, I may look happy here but that is just the brightly coloured shirt therapy, I am crying on the inside.